Running dialogue in the car: "Marian, STOP. Marian, don't pinch me. Mama doesn't like that when her is driving. Mama is VERY disappointed in you. When we get home you get an X for making bad choices." Gotta be the boss of someone, right? Even if it's your baby sister who is napping. You will respect my authority! (Bonus points if you get that reference.)
"This is my forehead and this is my hair head. Mama you have a forehead and a hair head too." What about Daddy and Marian? "They just has foreheads." Sorry, baldies.
Upon explaining that certain clothes are now too small for Marian: "That's okay, she can wear it when she turns back into a baby."
When Jim told her the pizza dough needed to rest: "No, I think the pizza dough just wants to have some quiet time."
After accidentally dumping her water in my lap: "Don't worry, Mama, it'll dry." Thanks kid. I love being soaked all the way through to my underwear before 8am.
When Jim told her the pizza dough needed to rest: "No, I think the pizza dough just wants to have some quiet time."
After accidentally dumping her water in my lap: "Don't worry, Mama, it'll dry." Thanks kid. I love being soaked all the way through to my underwear before 8am.
This made me laugh so hard. I love all the crazy things she says...I think the clothes statement is my favorite since it reminds me of me :)
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