My child is full of shit

Quite literally. And I couldn't be happier.

I had my last appointment with the perinatologist yesterday. Schrodinger's intestines look 100% normal. They are filling up with poop, which is indicative that they are functioning properly already. In the doctor's opinion, there are zero indications that there will be any problems after birth. All we need to do is monitor Schrodinger's digestion in the same way we would any other baby.

As nice as everyone was at the perinatologist's office, I will be more than happy if I never have to see them again.

Just nomming on my hand.