Wednesday, July 24, 2013

Apparently I am the world's worst mom

What makes me say that? Three incidents from today:

1. This morning Ella asked me to draw her a giraffe. I obliged. She took one look at my crappy drawing, took the crayon away from me, and told me, "No color mama."

2. When I got her up from her nap, she told me she wanted Laura (her babysitter) instead. Because Laura is fun and doesn't draw her crappy giraffes.

3. Shortly after the second incident of inadequate mothering, she informed me my shoes stink.

I'm looking forward to hearing the many other ways my toddler thinks I suck as a mom.

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