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*Disclaimer: Not an actually picture because I am too lazy for that. I'm sitting here on the couch, nice and cozy under a blanket, dri...

I really miss the good old days when Ella was on the 2-3-4 nap schedule . It used to be I could glance at the clock and know exactly when to...

I think all kids have this sixth sense about when their parents actually need to get stuff done or be out the door by a particular time. The...

I am enacting the following rule for myself: No looking at Pinterest/food blogs when pregnant. Or possibly ever. Why? Because now I have i...

People wonder what is the best way to keep teenagers from having unprotected sex. I think I hit on the perfect solution. Make every teenag...

I killed my first scorpion this morning. I was vacuuming and kicked aside one of Ella's toys, and there it was, in all its mother-effing...

New episode of Game of Thrones AND a new episode of Dr. Who. How did I ever get so lucky?! Plus, we have both ice cream and leftover East...